• Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)
• Lady Macbeth: pathetic

• Source: makebeliever
• Lotr

weaux:

we’re all this fucked up and nasty because we saw 2 girls 1 cup too early on in life

dutchster:

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

• first year studying history: these are great and important people who spent their lives doing amazing things, and we should treat them only with the utmost respect
• third+ year studying history: lmao did you hear what my bff cicero did the other day in 63 BC? what a wild dude, tone it down buddy, you're outta control

backflipd:

cummingcourtesy:

I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.

u all gonna die

• Source: cummingcourtesy
• Hm
• I am both of these people at once